
from
River Cottage Veg Everyday by Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, Bloomsbury, 2011
Mimi was out to tea with someone of Sunday. Great opportunity to try something from my new vegetarian book, I thought. You have to try new things on kids now and then, but when you can be absolutely sure they're going to find the experience upsetting it does rather put you off. Mimi is a carnivore. Her ideal meal is Christmas dinner: turkey, white and brown, with pigs in blankets on the side, and nothing else, no gravy, no veg, possibly a roast potato, but she can take them or leave them. There are a few non-meat things she likes, mainly involving pasta, but the vegetable contents really needs to be pureed unless it's peas. She's just about grasped now that if she picks out bits of onion and lays them in lines around the edge of her plate I'm going to have a fit, and on the whole we meet half-way. I don't give her too many vegetables to cope with and she eats what I put on her plate (although broccoli requires industrial quantities of ketchup).

I got Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's new vegetarian book for Christmas. No surprise: I did ask for it. I've caught the TV programme that went with it a couple of times and been much taken by HFW's attitude to vegetarian cooking. For years now, he's been hard-selling the wonders of all sorts of meat and fish, and here he is taking a totally different tack. His theory, it seems, is that we need to eat less and better meat and fish for environmental and animal welfare reasons, and should embrace the possibilities of vegetarian food instead. That sounds rather self-evident, but he does put it in an interesting and fairly convincing way in the introduction to the book. And the food he's been cooking on the programme looks so good. I'd love to embrace a bit of vegetarianism. I'm sick of vegetables being the thing on the side of the plate that children complain about. If only I could present the girls with delicious vegetable-based meals so they could get their five-a-day without me having to disguise the veg or cajole reluctant eaters. Food can become so very dull when you are catering for kids. Endless rounds of spag bol, macaroni cheese, sausages and mash, pizza... For years, Robert and I have eaten separately from the kids, to begin with because the timing didn't work, but gradually, insidiously, because children are so unambitious with their food habits.
The trouble, though, with a lot of vegetarian food, is that it takes an awful lot of work to make a main dish out of vegetables. Take this spinach and penne spoufflé. I chose it because I thought it was an interesting idea, somewhere between soufflé and macaroni cheese. Putting pasta in a soufflé would make it more substantial, souffléing a macaroni cheese would make it more interesting, less like nursery food. However, by the time it was made, we had used four saucepans (one to infuse the milk with onion etc, one for spinach, one for pasta, one to make the sauce), a sieve, a colander, a cheese grater, a measuring jug, a mixing bowl, a whisk, a baking dish and several wooden spoons. Oh, and another couple of saucepans (had to wash some up) for some extra veg to go with it. Not that any of the cooking was very hard, and I have to admit to having assistance (Robert has so much more patience with béchamel than I do), but still, what a lot of faff.


How was it received? Pretty well, actually. Every scrap was eaten, and we enjoyed it. It was beautiful, brownish on top and flecked with dark green. The cheesy sauce has removed any of the bitter iron taste of the spinach, leaving it with a satisfying sort of almost meaty-ness, like you get with a tomato sauce that's been cooking for a good long time. It could perhaps have stood a little more cheese, but not too much more. Els and Robert thought more pasta would have been good, but I think that might have ruined the texture.
Good thing we had it when Mimi was away though. When she came home, I heard Livia telling her about it.
"It looked really spinachy," Liv said. "But it didn't taste really spinachy."
"I would have picked the spinach out," said Mimi.
"You couldn't have, it was all sort of mushed in."
"Oh well, then I just wouldn't have eaten it," Mimi said, clearly much satisfied that she was full of sausages or macaroni or lasagne or whatever child-friendly fare she's been given at her friend's house.